Step 1 of 6 — the hard part
psst. he's been practising this all week.
Will you go on a date with me?
no pressure. (there is some pressure.)
tap the dog — he has opinions
🧽
Wait you actually said yes?? 😭
I had a whole speech ready for the other answer. Quick check —
0%
drag it. how sure are you?
📅
So… when are you free?
Quick picks
Or pick a day
What time?
🍽️
What are we feeling?
pick your vibe — or let fate do it
🧾
One small fee
to confirm your acceptance, please complete the following transaction. totally normal. everyone does this.
Date Agreement™$4.99
one-time fee · non-refundable · absolutely worth it
Glad you didn't say no. Be ready by 6, I'm coming to get you 🚗
Date Agreement™no. 0000
- When
- —
- Food
- —
- Certainty
- —
- Refusals
- —
Total dueone (1) date
SEALED
Sign here to make it official
draw your signature ✍️
P.S. normal people text. I made a website, during lunch, for you. no big deal.